What’s with the obsession with calling food or recipes “better than sex”…I tried your pintrest risotto Sharon and frankly I’m wondering if your needs are being met
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oh, sure, when SPIDERMAN leaps from rooftop to rooftop, performing death-defying extreme parkour stunts as he swings through the city, he’s “a hero” and “protecting the city”, but when i do it i’m “illegally trespassing on private property” and “a menace to society”, THAT’S how it is, huh,
peter parker said this in civilian clothing
yours is the only funny and correct addition to this post
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A random lady in the pet store parking lot gave this to me because her cats didn’t like it. Thanks random lady! Dave loves it!
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discord (while loading): YOU,… are a GAMER
me, tears glistening in my eyes: th-thank you…
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